WOMEN
08/07/2014 10:02 am ET Updated Aug 07, 2014

A Public Service Announcement For Men: Please Stop Being So Scared Women Are Trying To 'Trap' You All The Time

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"When these older women have 'ready to settle down' checked on their profiles, that's another red flag," the million-year-old guy I found myself at drinks with on a Friday night was prattling on to me about his OKCupid strategy.

There I sat, sweating with my desperate Sex Barbie hair. There he sat, sweating with his desperate Midlife Crisis Ken hairline.

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