08/12/2014 01:54 pm ET Updated Aug 12, 2014

Fox News 'Doctor' Thinks Michelle Obama's Too Fat

We can always count on Fox News's resident medical expert, Dr. Keith Ablow, to provide sound and sensitive judgments about today's hot-button health issues.

Hahahahahahahahaha sorry what we meant was the exact opposite of that.

Take Tuesday, for instance, when Ablow tackled a topic nobody was discussing: Michelle Obama's weight as it pertains to her healthy eating campaigns.

"She needs to drop a few," Ablow, who is not a nutritionist, opined. "Let’s be honest. We’re taking nutrition advice from who?"

Good point, said nobody.

(via Media Matters)