08/18/2014 09:58 am ET Updated Aug 18, 2014

Derek Jeter Cornfield Maze Will Stalk Your Dreams

If there were a Hall of Fame for agricultural art, this might qualify.

VonThun's Country Farm in Monmouth Junction, New Jersey, created a five-acre cornfield maze in the image of Derek Jeter's face.

A farm spokeswoman told The Huffington Post that it hired a company to shape the maze a few weeks ago, and all the work was done in "three or four hours."

Those who want to check out the maze up close will have to wait until Sept. 20 for the farm's fall festival, the spokeswoman said.

Among all the gifts and gestures honoring the Yankees captain during his retirement season, this one is definitely more wholesome than the free lap dances offered by a strip club, don't you think?

h/t USA Today's FTW