This weekend, women around the nation may encounter a foreign cooking device traditionally used to bring meat and accompanying fare to a temperature safe for human consumption. Yes, the grill. This one food preparation task traditionally outsourced to men is, incidentally, hilarious when undertaken by women.
What's funnier than a woman using a grill? Pretty much everything, but primarily: outdated stock photography that portrays women attempting to use a grill. Or standing by as a man in her life handles it for her. Or wearing poorly-chosen ensembles considering they are in close proximity to flames.
And of course, the women who deign to use this symbol of domestic masculinity will inevitably encounter a phallus-shaped meat product. No hamburgers allowed on the lady grill.
Here are 19 photos that show just how confusing a woman's relationship with grilling really is: