Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Allison Lantagne, a 16-year-old who spends way too much time on Twitter. At least now she has something to show for it.
I don't even know why I care. I don't even like football.
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) August 30, 2014
I just now realized that Taylor Swift's friendship with Lorde LITERALLY makes the duo LORDE AND TAYLOR. LIKE THE STORE.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) August 30, 2014
I mean, Beyonce's 33, and I'm 16. It could be worse. #smallchance
— Garrett deGraff (@Garrettdeg) September 4, 2014
Of course I can start the grocery list pic.twitter.com/yMJaWBTvSc
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) September 3, 2014
"I used to be good at math" is what I keep telling myself as I cry on my bed about not understanding calculus. #WhatTheDuckHappened
— Valerie Hsieh (@ValerieHsieh) September 3, 2014
I might get dress coded today, I'm so excited
— kylie (@kylieeemarcotte) September 4, 2014
When a communication app feels the need to email you, doesn't that argue against its own point?
— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) August 31, 2014
why on earth would you accuse a random passerby of a fake smile like excuse me let me just fake slap you
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) September 4, 2014
I don't care if it's 2pm, I'm napping.
— Morgan Hegarty (@PotatoesHegarty) September 1, 2014
RT for a follow! Not a twitter follow like I will legitimately follow you everywhere you go
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) September 4, 2014
If you don't wear the softest clothes in your wardrobe to the airport you are doing it wrong.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) August 31, 2014
Someone just told me their mom owns the same shorts I was wearing today so that's really cool
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) September 2, 2014
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got good morals, a bright future and can make me laugh a lot
— Celeste (@celesteyim) September 3, 2014
Never has a Wednesday felt so Monday.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) September 3, 2014
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) September 4, 2014
Colleges apps: Explain your whole life in 400 characters.
Me: I CAN'T EVEN MEET TWITTER'S CHARACTER LIMIT 99% OF THE TIME ARE YOU KIDDING ME
— Isabel Song (@IsabelSong) September 2, 2014
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how Taylor Swift-y is my Common App essay?"
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) September 2, 2014
Some kid just climbed a tree to sit in it instead of sitting on a bench. #college
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) September 3, 2014
Went to the bookstore for a dictionary. Came out with a sweatshirt, coffee mug, and Wesleyan branded sticky-notes. God bless.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) September 3, 2014
I want a dog translator so I can be sure he understands when I say I love you
— dancing queen (@notshelbs) September 3, 2014
It's like an hour and a half past my bed time (aka it's 9pm) so peace out
— Sam Goodyear (@UnofficialSam) September 5, 2014
Significant figures had me like pic.twitter.com/qV0FCwHVDu
— Allison (@wendla_b3rgmann) September 4, 2014