09/08/2014 04:48 pm ET Updated Sep 08, 2014

10 Etsy Products No Person Should Own

College Humor

While there is some quality stuff on Etsy, most of it looks like it a mess of twigs and yarn assembled by a drunk with a hot glue gun. Since Regretsy no longer exists, finding the truly warped crafts on Etsy is a little trickier, but there's still plenty of horrible DIY out there. Here are 10 Etsy items no one should own. (Seriously, if you buy these products for anything other than a twisted practical joke, we're no longer friends.)