If you've ever dreamed of going to family camp to meet a man from the wrong side of the tracks who would teach you to dance dirty while helping you come of age, then you've probably seen "Dirty Dancing."
And if you've wanted your whole life to lead up to a singular moment where he'd say, "Nobody puts Baby in the corner," grab your hand, and show how much the two of you've grown over the past 100 minutes, then you've probably seen Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze nail their dance to "Time of My Life."
But have you seen it without music?
Watch the video above posted by YouTuber Mario Wienerroither if you want to be totally creeped out. The heavy breathing, squeaking and awkward giggles might be enough to turn you off "Dirty Dancing" forever.
Here's the original version, if you need to recuperate:
H/t Tastefully Offensive