You're going to die.
Sorry to break it to you, but it's going to happen. The question is, "How?"
This morbid, Edward Gorey-esque College Humor video posted Sept. 6 gives us a nursery rhyme list of everything that can kill us, from A to Z. Whether it be alcohol, fried food, pollution or zealotry, we are pretty much all doomed.
"So if you are wondering what makes you ill," says the friendly skeleton in the video above, "it's easy to know, because everything will."
Dun dun dun.