50 Cent may have thrown an awful first pitch, but at least the rapper's wayward throw won't haunt your dreams.
Not like Cirque du Soleil's first pitch, anyway. A contingent of actors from the performance group's traveling show "Kurios" handled the opening toss for the Toronto Blue Jays' game against the Chicago Cubs on Monday, and things ... well, things got weird:
— Blue Jays-Official (@BlueJays) September 8, 2014
To their credit, the pitch itself was actually pretty spot-on.
WATCH Cirque du Soleil's terrifying first pitch, above.