WEIRD NEWS
09/11/2014 11:58 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Teenage Mutant Dildo Larpers Do Battle With Devastating Dongsword

The first video ever uploaded to YouTube was in April 2005. About eight months later, someone uploaded a video of two teens fighting each other dressed in rags and what looks like cardboard armor.

One combatant has a whip. The other has a club with what is purported to be a 7 lb., 30-inch sex toy on the end of it. After early faltering the kid armed with the dongsword delivers a walloping blow to his opponent's face.

Is this entertaining? Yes. Is it news? Only inasmuch as it's buried Internet treasure, and a microcosm for male relationships in general.

Laugh all you want. These kids are probably junior executives at Google now.

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