In the latest "Elders React" episode from Youtube's The Fine Brothers, we get to see a group of older people experience the trailer for the first time.
As the trailer begins -- and Anastasia locks eyes with Christian Grey -- Yehuda, the Fine Brothers' father, weighs in:
"This is not good! Hypnotic eyes! Trouble!" he declares in the video, above.
The watchers respond to Christian Grey with a combination of curiosity and scorn:
"It looks intriguing," says a man Don. "I want to know what's on his mind. I wouldn't let him date my daughter, I'll tell you that."
But what happens after the trailer is perhaps the best part of the video: the group does a dramatic reading of steamier parts from E.L. James' novel.
We have two words for their rendition: "Holy cow!"