09/12/2014 12:29 pm ET Updated Sep 12, 2014

Your Hunt For The Perfect Nature Show Spoof Is Over

Wrestling alligators or bears isn't enough for this wannabe extreme nature show host: In this parody video, he's purposely ingesting poison for our entertainment.

As a shocked ranger watches in Boat Comedy's hilarious "Man vs. Poison," the berry-eating host chronicles his own demise in breathless reality-show speak.

We just wish it (and he) didn't have to end.

h/t Laughing Squid