09/12/2014 12:39 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Berlin Cops: No Charges In Viral Subway Sex Romp (NSFW)

Apparently it's okay to have public sex in Berlin, so long as certain conditions are met:

1.) If no one complains, the cops don't care.

2.) Keep it classy -- as in, wear a tuxedo (or at least part of one).

3.) Bonus points for U-Bahn sex.

4.) Bonus points for flipping the bird.

5.) Extra bonus points if your partner also flips the bird.

6.) Pics or it didn't happen.

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