No one tells the whole truth about themselves on online dating sites. Why would a potential match need to know about your untameable back hair situation or that you secretly loathe pizza? If everyone went and divulged things like that, we'd all be single.
But on Monday, the folks over on Reddit answered this question: "What would your brutally honest dating profile say?" The responses were a little too truthful. Below, 12 of the funniest.