DIVORCE
09/25/2014 07:29 pm ET Updated Sep 30, 2014

If Everyone Was This Honest During Sex, No One Would Be Having Sex

Here's a terrifying thought: What if no one was concerned with being polite during sex and instead said exactly what they were thinking?

In the video above, BuzzFeed gives us a glimpse of just how awkward sex would be if that were to happen. Some of the cringiest admissions? "This isn't my O face. This is my holding-in-a-fart face" -- and the one thing no man wants to hear right before sexy time begins: "Oh, cool penis!"

Shudders.

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