Now that everyone has had a chance to flip out over the news that Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell will star in Season 2 of "True Detective," it's time for a little wish fulfillment in the form of a new Funny or Die parody.
Enter Kate Mara and Ellen Page, who aren't so much true detectives as they are tiny ones. At 5'2" and 5'1" respectively, Mara and Page may not be tall enough to see the evidence, but that doesn't mean they won't try.
We respectfully request that HBO reconsider its entire direction for Season 2 of "True Detective," based solely on Mara and Page's stellar performances. Maybe time is actually a tiny circle.