This week was all about overnight oatmeal, putting butter in our coffee and using condoms to create sushi. Who knew that rice and sex education went hand-in-hand? We even learned that Ben & Jerry's has a new 'SNL'-inspired flavor, but we probably won't be able to find it in the ice-cream aisle. Disappointing.
But something that could never disappoint us? The awesome tweets about food and drink that we scout out each week on Twitter.
Jackie O informed us (and the world) that she was on a diet, Andy Lassner told us about the struggle with his caloric intake and Sarah Silverman told us she was talking to a bug in her kitchen (alone). Scroll through to see what others said and Bon appetweet!
I keep talking about my diet because if I don't tell everyone I'm on a diet, then I'm gonna forget I'm on a diet. Btw, I'm on a diet.
— Jackie O (@JackieOProblems) September 23, 2014
I only missed my calorie goal for the day by about 40,000
— andy lassner (@andylassner) September 21, 2014
accept pizza not apologies
— Sincerely Tumblr (@SincerelyTumblr) September 26, 2014
Eating a croissant is probably the most efficient way to cover yourself in crumbs.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 23, 2014
Hey I'm alone in my kitchen and I just called a fruit fly a silly goose
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 19, 2014
Let's talk about nachos baby, let's talk about you and me #ReplaceAWordWithNachos
— nicolette (@N_Volt) September 26, 2014
The difference between your opinion and pizza, is that I asked for pizza
— Theodora Lee (@Theodora_Lee) September 26, 2014
Paint is to walls as coffee is to my white shirts.
— Marina V. Shifrin (@marinavstweets) September 23, 2014
IDEA: Pizza Airlines - terrible, uncomfortable seats BUT free, unlimited pizza.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) September 26, 2014
Will a Jewish family adopt me this week so I can eat Rosh Hashanah food
— Renee Jacques (@reneejacques) September 24, 2014