What WOOD Jesus do?
A Tennessee lumber yard owner is stumped with what to do with a split-open tree trunk that appears to bear the image of Jesus Christ, WMC reports.
"If somebody wanted it I would sell it, but I do think it would be best served if it were in a church or it'd be nice in a pastor's office," Daniel Turbeville, owner of Mid-South Sawmilling in Millington, told WMC last week.
Turbeville also noted that when he’s asked others what they thought of the grain pattern, “about 70 per cent ... agree that it looks like the image of Christ.”
If you’re more in agreement with the 30 per cent who are skeptical about Tree Jesus, maybe you’d be more impressed with alleged Jesus sightings in a taco, on a stingray, or on a dog’s butt. Then again, maybe not.