WEDDINGS
10/03/2014 06:53 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Wife Has Very Specific Instructions On How She Wants To Be Woken Up At 5 A.M.

Waking someone who is admittedly not a morning person before 7 a.m. is much like waking up a hibernating bear from his cave. At times it can be much, much worse.

That's why one wife, who is not big on mornings, made sure to draft this handwritten contract when asking her husband to wake her up at 5 a.m. so she could get to work early before a big project.

If you read the note carefully, you will notice that after solemnly promising not to get mad at him, the wife stipulates that he may not wake her up by "grabbing my boob and shaking it."

While that doesn't exactly sound pleasant, it still beats an alarm clock, if you ask us.

H/T Reddit

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