If you ever doubted that cats are here to confound us, check out the video above.
The adorable Cole and Marmalade show how their kind continue to defy logic -- well, at least human logic.
Why sleep on a fancy cat bed when there's a pizza box available? Why roll over and pretend to want attention, and then claw us away?
They know the answers, but they ain't talking.
H/T Laughing Squid