10/06/2014 10:41 am ET Updated Feb 02, 2016

Five Reasons The Death Of Gayborhoods Is Highly Exaggerated

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All right, calm down everyone. Mainstream media has latched on to the theory that our ‘hoods are vanishing, and soon we’ll be left with, well, Topeka. No more Castro, no more Village, no more Boystown, no more P-town. It’s a scary thought. And it would be quite a loss not just for us but for the rest of the world as well.

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