10/17/2014 03:24 pm ET Updated Oct 17, 2014

Man Stops Subway Doors With His Probably Fake Penis Bulge

Anyone who takes the subway has experienced the annoying people who can't quite squeeze in the car, keeping the doors from closing and the train from leaving.

It's usually an arm, a leg or perhaps a purse. But it's likely never a penis bulge or a fake one used for a prank.

Until now.

Watch this man and his probably (hopefully) fake penis bulge board a packed train car and stop the doors from closing with his awkward protrusion.

Dare you not to laugh.

H/T Uproxx