Anyone who takes the subway has experienced the annoying people who can't quite squeeze in the car, keeping the doors from closing and the train from leaving.
It's usually an arm, a leg or perhaps a purse. But it's likely never a penis bulge or a fake one used for a prank.
Watch this man and his probably (hopefully) fake penis bulge board a packed train car and stop the doors from closing with his awkward protrusion.
Dare you not to laugh.