Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
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4yo immensely disappointed that I didn't jump through a window as promised when he wouldn't stop pulling on me.
— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) October 19, 2014
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Mom I'm hungry.
Mom I'm hungry.
Mom I'm hungry.
Mom I'm hungry.
Mom I'm hungry.
Mom I'm hungry.Oh, you're hungry? I had no idea.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) October 15, 2014
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