“I eat paleo.”
It almost sends shivers down the spine. It’s so much manlier a proclamation than saying, “I’m on a diet.” Because dude, diets are for women. Being paleo implies you stalked, stabbed, skinned and scorched that steak yourself.
Eating paleo makes the Y chromosome grow big and strong, readying the modern man to slay saber-toothed murder beasts, or do CrossFit — one of those two.