WOMEN
10/22/2014 09:47 am ET Updated Oct 22, 2014

Having A Disney Princess For A Best Friend Is The Worst Idea Ever

You might have once dreamed of being a Disney princess and doing Disney princess things with all your Disney princess friends.

But the reality of that dream probably wouldn't match the fantasy you were hoping for.

Why? Because you'd end up with friends who can't stand up for themselves without a man. Or you'd have to deal with a friend like Pocahontas who would make you feel the colors of the wind instead of consult your iPhone weather app. Just imagine being friends with Jasmine: she'd shoplift all the time, just like her boyfriend taught her to do.

Oh, and don't be surprised when your princess friends randomly break out in song. Any time. Any place. Anywhere.

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