Imagine having a beautiful dream in which you are a famous celebrity, fawned over by the masses with access to nearly limitless riches.
Then you wake up with blood in your mouth and a swollen face.
This is something like what appears to have happened to poor Jayci Underwood who was filmed by her husband Matt shortly after she woke up from getting her wisdom teeth removed.
"I just wanted to be Nicki Minaj when I woke up," Underwood says no the verge of tears. "I just wanted to have her butt and her face."
Underwood was also looking forward to leveraging her celebrity cache to become best friends with Ellen DeGeneres.
"Ellen DeGeneres is generous... that's literally her name and I love her," Underwood says.
There are those who have cast doubt on the authenticity of this video. She does seem to be saying some prettaaaay crazy things, even for someone on pain meds. Also, it's not hard to stuff cotton balls in your mouth and pretend to be feeling loopy.
But we want to believe. Let us know what you think in the comments.