WOMEN
11/01/2014 10:58 am ET Updated Nov 05, 2014

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

This week was filled with tons of Halloween decorations and costume brainstorming. Some people were a bit more committed to their holiday preparations than others: "Decorating my bathroom with discarded pregnancy test packages to create a spooktacular fright tonight for the guy I'm banging!!!" Stephanie McMaster tweeted. Emphasis on the fright.

Julieanna Smolinski was a little less coy about her Halloween plans, tweeting, "If you're handing out full-size candy bars today I definitely know a gal who puts out." Priorities, amirite?

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

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