This week was filled with tons of Halloween decorations and costume brainstorming. Some people were a bit more committed to their holiday preparations than others: "Decorating my bathroom with discarded pregnancy test packages to create a spooktacular fright tonight for the guy I'm banging!!!" Stephanie McMaster tweeted. Emphasis on the fright.
Julieanna Smolinski was a little less coy about her Halloween plans, tweeting, "If you're handing out full-size candy bars today I definitely know a gal who puts out." Priorities, amirite?
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
An 88 year old woman dressed as a nun sat next to me on my flight, she kept talking about God. She's really owning her Halloween character.
— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) October 29, 2014
My wallet: What's the password?
Product or celebrity: Feminism.
(opens wallet, buys whatever they tell me to buy)— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 29, 2014
If refreshing your email were an effective strategy for writing success, I'd have a Pulitzer by now.
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) October 30, 2014