If you think about it, sex and "Call of Duty" have a lot of similarities, so why not mix the two?
Both sex and the best-selling video game are very popular. Both are often loud and come with varying levels of difficulty (... sorry). And both allow you to radio for protection if you need it. Wait, no.
Okay, but what if sex was more like the massively popular warfare simulation game "Call of Duty"? The people at Above Average, who brought you the amazing sketch videos "Ghost Tits" (starring Olivia Munn) and "If Sex Was Like The World Cup," now ask the question you're always thinking while having sex: "What if this sex was more like 'Call of Duty'?"
Well, now you have your answer, so stop ignoring your partner during sex to ponder silly questions.