“Bust out!” the photographer said. “Core in! Butt out! Smile!”
I struggled to arch my back in a way that might vaguely resemble “sexy.” I smiled and realized I had lipstick on my teeth. I tried to suck in my stomach, a seemingly impossible task. I hoped my underpants weren’t riding up in an unattractive fashion. I teetered on high heels. I concentrated hard on looking hot.