11/10/2014 01:13 pm ET Updated Nov 10, 2014

Amy Schumer Stopped Drinking Before Doing Letterman But Instantly Fell Off The Wagon

Amy Schumer likes her humor on the rocks.

Watch above as Schumer explains why she regretted her pre-"Late Show" sobriety, informing host Dave Letterman that pregnancy isn't in the cards because she won't give up cocktails.

Below, she and Dave toast their boozy banter as Dave announces (wink, wink) he is shattering decades of sobriety. (He's done that on the air before, mind you.)

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