UPDATE: Beyonce pulled a fast one on us and bunched up what is actually a dress to make it look like a swimsuit. The good news? You can buy one here.
PREVIOUSLY: Let's be honest: Beyonce could wear anything under the sun and look absolutely amazing in it. (Reminder: she's Beyonce.) But this one-piece was made. for. her.
The photo she posted to Beyonce.com says it all, but in case you were temporarily blinded by her beauty and couldn't read, the swimsuit says: "99 Problems But My Ass Ain't One." And truer words have never been spoken:
Of course, the swimsuit borrows a line from her husband Jay Z's song, "99 Problems," but we'd like to think Queen Bey was singing "Bootylicious" in her head as the cameras snapped.