Another day, another cat doing something marginally interesting, filmed for our amusement... Or so it seems.
This cat appears to be sticking its tongue out to the sound of packing tape. Is it a Pavlovian response? Does his human store the kibble in Velcro-sealed bags? Is it merely clever sound editing?
Actually, it's complex data translated into Morse code. The cat is a trans-dimensional bullhorn for a future being communicating with humanity through the 21st century's most effectively disseminated media (cat videos).
But what is the message? We know, but we're not telling. The human race is simply not ready. How will we be convinced that humanity is ready for the truth? If this article hits 100,000 Facebook shares, we will consider the outside possibility that it is.