The most-discussed topic this week was none other than Kim Kardashian's nude photo shoot for Paper Magazine. While the photos didn't actually "break the Internet," as the magazine's cover reads, Twitter was definitely bursting at the seams. "Just balanced a solo cup on my hunchback and screamed at my boyfriend look I'm kim k!!!!" Jessica Roy tweeted. Cute, very cute.
Taylor Swift also made news this week, debuting her newest music video for the song "Blank Space." The video doesn't quite reach "fatal-attraction" crazy lady level, but Hazel Cills is confident it will serve her purpose: "I used to just send my crushes a pic of Alex Forrest waiting by the phone but now I can send the "Blank Space" vid yay 2014." You do you, girl.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Mint categorizes my bagel shop as "fast food." Harsh.
— Kat Stoeffel (@KStoeffel) November 10, 2014
I now count browser tabs to fall asleep
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 12, 2014
Found a way to prop an iPad & a pizza box by the bathtub, so y'all can stop writing "Can anyone have it all?" think-pieces.
— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) November 10, 2014
Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 10, 2014
When you come home and your dog smells your mouth like:
Have you...have you been eating food without me? How could you do that?
— Jenna Mourey/Marbles (@Jenna_Marbles) November 10, 2014
I bought 5 pounds of chicken nuggets today because it's finally time to get serious about adulthood.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) November 10, 2014
Your Facebook friend, Who The Hell Is That, has a birthday today
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) November 10, 2014
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. An eye for an eye. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Basically, be pretty, or else.
— Naazihah (@naazihah) November 10, 2014
One of my favorite games to play on Twitter is "parody account or republican?"
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 10, 2014
I don't want to run a marathon. I don't want to climb Mount Everest. But my bucket list DOES include "learn to swallow pills without water."
— Amber (@Amburglar_) November 10, 2014
It sort of hurts my feelings when I unfollow people and it turns out they already unfollowed me.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) November 11, 2014
if your alarm clock wakes me up, you now have two alarm clocks and one of them likes to slap
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 11, 2014
I used to just send my crushes a pic of Alex Forrest waiting by the phone but now I can send the "Blank Space" vid yay 2014
— Hazel Cills (@hazelcills) November 11, 2014
a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 12, 2014
Just binge-watched a whole pizza
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 12, 2014
We really need an It Gets Better for people who accidentally tweet they're instead of their.
— Carol Ray Hartsell (@carolrhartsell) November 12, 2014
i'll know i have made it in so many ways when i have a pastel kitchenaid mixer on my counter
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) November 12, 2014
If I could like, take Twitter to the club and tweet at people, I would get numbers for real.
— Roxane Gay (@rgay) November 13, 2014
i cried today because somebody yielded to me in traffic. maybe we're all gonna be okay after all...
— Noël Wells (@RealTomHankz) November 12, 2014
Just balanced a solo cup on my hunchback and screamed at my boyfriend look I'm kim k!!!!
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) November 13, 2014
*hitting on hot guy*
ya, i like to think of myself as a female menninist *sips drink loudly* like i'm no hero but i rly sympathize w u guys
— the weeping weirdo (@CarriePotter_) November 12, 2014
Spent over an hour putting the drawstring back into my hoodie after it came out in the dryer. It's the closest I'll ever get to childbirth.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 13, 2014