Breaking up via text is never the way to go.
Breaking up via text and including a ludicrous, numbered list of why you're doing so is most definitely not the way to go.
Apparently, this dude wasn't aware of his egregious dating misstep.
My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3 pic.twitter.com/EdAFS5lLKy
— Amy Nelmes (@amynelmes) November 13, 2014
Are. You. Serious.
The text comes to us courtesy of Amy Nelmes, an editor for ninemsn’s The FIX. Here's hoping her friend is brushing up on her social niceties. We'd hate for the next cat she encounters to be anything less than impressed by her.