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11/21/2014 09:49 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Police Suspect Composites Will Probably Lead Nowhere

We're going to feel so stupid if police find these two men and they look exactly like the amorphous, animatronic, glitchy blobs of nothing featured in these suspect composites.

Still, we're willing to bet that police in the United Kingdom and Virginia won't find these perps, probably because they look like Sims characters that were thrown in a blender before being glued back together.

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The Gloucestershire Echo reported that the man on the left targeted a child and verbally harassed him. The Virginia man on the right is accused of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old girl. Police described the suspect as being 300 pounds with "rotted out" teeth and a foul body odor, WAVY reported.

Sadly, we've still seen worse composites.

H/T Gawker

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