John Oliver Is As Confused By Presidential Turkey Pardons As You Are

John Oliver Calls Out America's Weirdest Thanksgiving Tradition

So goes one turkey, so should they all.

In a "Last Week Tonight" Web exclusive, John Oliver revealed his true feelings on the tradition of presidential turkey pardoning. From what he can understand, the president pardons one turkey and that turkey "presumably moves to Mexico with Tim Robbins to be together as they promised each other," but then the U.S. goes on to eat 46 million other turkeys?

According to Oliver, either we pardon all the turkeys or we prosecute all the turkeys. Choose your side, America! Or, if we cook them all ... choose your sides, America:

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