11/28/2014 11:01 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Saturday's Morning Email: Funnies Edition

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Saturday Edition: The Funnies

Golden Retriever Scarfing Pasta Knows What's Good For Him
Carbs > everything else in the world.
dog eating competition
Watch the pooch in action.

Comedian Impersonates Celebrities While Stuck In Traffic
And she’s spot-on AWESOME.
celeb imp
You've got some fierce competition, Angelina Jolie.

If Toddlers Texted...
"In just a diaper eating cereal off the floor while mama pins to her dream house board."
baby on phone
Their opposable thumbs will be put to work soon enough.

11 Realizations That Will Make You Rethink Your Favorite Movies
The super-couple name for Katniss and Peeta from "The Hunger Games" would either be Katpee or Peeniss.
hunger games
So good luck with that one.

A Glimpse Into What It’s Like To Be Home With Newborn
"Aaaaand my window of opportunity to eat lunch in peace like a normal adult just flew out the window. She's awake. My God, does she have some sort of sixth sense?"
Oh, babies.

And one more thing...

You Don't Have To Eat Pumpkin Pie For An Entire Year eva cartoon But ... Fruitcake Season Has Commenced
Illustration by Eva Hill