COMEDY
12/05/2014 03:25 pm ET Updated Dec 05, 2014

Ever Notice How America Is Just Like A Bad Boyfriend?

They come crawling back for you every four years.

Your best friends can usually spot a bad boyfriend a mile away. He reads all your emails and text messages. He constantly borrows money. He starts fights and gets involved in fights he shouldn't. Oh damn, you know what? ... AMERICA is exactly like a bad boyfriend.

The good folks at CollegeHumor, who've brought us comedy staples like "If Google Was A Guy," show us just how f'd up Americans' relationship with their country really is.

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