It's the most wonderful time of the year... to rid yourself of all the crap your ex left behind.
Thanks to some Canadian dude's ex-wife, some "stupid Christmas shit" -- i.e. snowman mugs and poinsettia-covered plates -- can now be yours for the low, low price of nothing.
Here's the festive ad, which recently appeared on the Best of Craigslist page:
Here we have some stupid christmas shit.
They're pretty ugly but my ex-wife really liked them. So much so that, just like me, she left them behind.
Her loss your gain!
Four mugs for hot coco when you and the important people in your life are gathered around the Firelog channel in your ugly sweaters complaining about the mild Vancouver winters.
Three plates so that while you all are enjoying your coco, three of you can also enjoy cookies while making sure the second born still knows he was never wanted.
Need to go asap, otherwise they get used for target practice with my buddy's glock.
Ah, if this doesn't get you in the holiday spirit, we don't know what will.