This just in: Dreams really do come true.
A few weeks ago, "Parks and Recreation" star Nick Offerman set the Internet on fire with a sketch about his new Handcrafted Wood Emoji. On Monday, Conan O'Brien announced that his show received so much positive feedback that they're now offering them for sale.
These solid-wood emoji are available for $100 online, with all the proceeds going to charity. The Children's Defense Fund gets your donation, and you get a giant, cumbersome, impractical and totally awesome emoji. It's a win-win.
"Conan" airs weeknights at 11:00 p.m. ET on TBS.