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12/10/2014 03:43 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Man Says He Masturbates Naked In Yard Because Mom Banned Porn: Cops

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Anthony Smith, 21, allegedly told officials the reason he was standing naked in his yard masturbating was because his mom wouldn’t let him watch porn in the house, TC Palm reported this week.

Deputies responded to the Stuart, Florida, home at around 1 p.m. on Nov. 14 after they two people reported that there was a naked man standing outside. When cops arrived, they say they found a nude Smith in a driveway “next door” to his house.

He allegedly told investigators that his mom has banned pornography from their home, and he gets a “high” walking around naked hoping that someone will see him. He got his wish, but he also got charged with exposure of sexual organs.

The desire to “expose one's genitals or sexual organs to a stranger” is defined as exhibitionism. Writing for Fox News, sex educator Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright recommends various safe and legal ways to satisfy that desire, including visiting a nude beach or role-playing exhibitionist scenarios with a consenting partner.

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