Listen, this guy's just sayin', if you come to his house to carol, he may not have pants on.
Joking or not, this is the perfect note to leave on your door if you want to avoid Christmas carolers this holiday season. It's thoughtful, it's thorough and it gives a small glimpse into the life of a guy who just wants a Christmas without being bombarded by singing strangers. Unless you're coming to his barbecues.
H/T Above Average