You should have married that doctor.
It's tough when you have a mother who focuses on your faults rather than your successes. "Nobody's perfect, most of all you." Gee, thanks, mom. And yet, despite the fact that you often can't spend twenty minutes in the same room as her without being picked apart, you love her forever.
Watch the fake PSA above (Warning: some NSFW language) and stay strong when visiting home this holiday season.