12/19/2014 02:00 pm ET

We've Got Our Facts All Wrong, Damn It

Once safe in the knowledge that Napoleon was short and that the Great Wall of China is visible from space, our world has been turned upside down by CollegeHumor's "13 Things You Think Are True, But Aren't."

The next thing you know, they'll be telling us George Washington didn't have wooden teeth.

Oh, wait.

H/T Laughing Squid