COMEDY
12/23/2014 02:15 pm ET Updated Dec 23, 2014

Here's Proof George R.R. Martin Would Be The Worst Santa Ever

All Santas must die.

If you ever thought author George R.R. Martin would make a fun Santa Claus, it's time to forget that immediately. CollegeHumor's new sketch explores what it would be like if Martin took over for Claus, and (spoiler alert) it doesn't end pretty. Let's just say Martin's penchant for killing everyone's favorite characters in his books seems to spill over into the holiday as well.

Whatever you do, make sure to stay off the guy's naughty list because Christmas is coming ...

HuffPost

BEFORE YOU GO

PHOTO GALLERY
"Game of Thrones" Actors, In & Out of Character
CONVERSATIONS