If you want to see Patrick Stewart looking absolutely aghast while wearing a flashing, singing hat, you've come to the right place.
This gem of a clip was posted to the actor's Twitter feed on Christmas day.
Stewart grimaces and holds his head in his hands as wife Sonny Ozell giggles helplessly in the background.
Merry Christmas Captain Picard!
Merry Christmas! https://t.co/r5CeMqDfG8
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) December 25, 2014