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12/30/2014 04:47 pm ET Updated Dec 30, 2014

14 New Year's Resolutions You Can Take From Fortune Cookies

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Being too lazy to come up with your own New Year's resolution doesn't bode well for the changes you're hoping to make in 2015, but perhaps you just need a little inspiration.

Instead of making half-hearted promises to yourself, why not allow the ever-mystical fortune cookie to provide you with the perfect resolution based on it's all-knowing wisdom.*

Scroll down to see how these classic fortune cookie messages parlay into New Year's resolutions for 2015.

*Warning, some resolutions may be less wise than others.

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