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12/30/2014 04:47 pm ET Updated Dec 30, 2014

14 New Year's Resolutions You Can Take From Fortune Cookies

Being too lazy to come up with your own New Year's resolution doesn't bode well for the changes you're hoping to make in 2015, but perhaps you just need a little inspiration.

Instead of making half-hearted promises to yourself, why not allow the ever-mystical fortune cookie to provide you with the perfect resolution based on it's all-knowing wisdom.*

Scroll down to see how these classic fortune cookie messages parlay into New Year's resolutions for 2015.

*Warning, some resolutions may be less wise than others.

  • 1 Travel more!
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  • 2 Try something new!
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  • 3 Trust your instincts!
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  • 4 Join a dating site!
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  • 5 Become a person of culture!
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  • 6 Make immature decisions at will!
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  • 7 Try NOT hating yourself for once!
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  • 8 Have an affair with your boss!
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  • 9 Pass out on more floors!
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  • 10 Carry a variety of lock picks!
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  • 11 Pick up a gambling problem!
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  • 12 Become a highly paid life coach!
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  • 13 Put back that third free sample!
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  • 14 Show that thing called "Commitment" who's boss!
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