FOOD & DRINK
01/09/2015 04:20 pm ET Updated Jan 13, 2015

Triscuits Taste Like Doormats, And Other Food Things Twitter Taught Us This Week

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It's 2015, Twitter, so it's time to hear all your new food-related revelations, dieting mishaps and just general food commentary for the year ahead.

Never one to disappoint, Jason Gelles of @1CarParade took Triscuits down a notch, while newcomer @GoldieGoldberg told us a tale of two brothers -- one named Hummus and the other, Tahini. And just one week into the New Year, we feel confident knowing what food bullies of the future look like thanks to @JennyJohnsonHi5, and, courtesy of @DamienFahey, that piñatas actually spell doomsday for adults.

So snuggle up to your lovely laptop while that blizzard rages outside and -- as always -- Bon appeTWEET!

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