While the new year can be exciting for some, Alexis Wilkinson wasn't too hot on 2015 yet: "I really don't know how I feel about it so far so can I just binge watch 2015 in like a couple months." That's our plan.
With the new year brought new TV shows to Netflix -- the most important being "Friends." Natasha Rothwell made an interesting observation, tweeting, "If there were a drinking game for every erect nipple that appears on Friends you'd get drunk every episode. That set must've been freezing." Truth.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
The male ego is more sensitive than my g-spot.
— Cocolish (@BeCoco77) January 4, 2015
I'm a just a woman, standing in front of a man whispering, "Give me what I need".
Of course he's ignoring me, but hey- never hurts to ask.
— Bianca LaVagina (@AnitaHelmet) January 5, 2015
If there were a drinking game for every erect nipple that appears on Friends you'd get drunk every episode. That set must've been freezing.
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) January 5, 2015
Overheard: "he seems pretty DTBAF - down to build a family"
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) January 10, 2015
-I even want to go grocery shopping w/you!
-Who's turn to get groceries, me or you?
-I bought groceries. None for you.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) January 4, 2015
My truest self is when I'm on the couch trying to move leftovers from the fridge with my mind.
— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) January 6, 2015
Drink whenever you tune out during a discussion of cell tower technology. #SerialDrinkingGame
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) January 6, 2015
"Women make secret tests for men."-- men who aren't used to being held to standards.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 7, 2015
Hundreds of muggles wearing "muggle but not mundane" t-shirts to magic pride parades, getting drunk and ruining everything
— Amy Dentata (@AmyDentata) January 8, 2015
Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type "that one guy in that movie I didn't like."
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) January 9, 2015
I bet a Pugasaurus would've been the cutest little dinosaur ever.
It wouldn't even seem vicious while it adorably licked you to death.
— Pugasaurus (@LuvPug) January 9, 2015
Taken 4: Liam Neeson finds who drank the last beer and makes them pay.
— ShotofCherye (@CheryeDavis) January 9, 2015
If you're sexting with someone, send them this pic then ignore them for the rest of the night. 👌 pic.twitter.com/z6MFlHPHxc
— Lauren Greenberg (@LaurenGreenberg) January 5, 2015
Attractive therapists should have to give advice from behind a safety screen.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 9, 2015
i knew you were hubbell when you walked in pic.twitter.com/2v2UzfBa3D
— Alexandria Symonds (@a_symonds) January 8, 2015
If I ever got a tattoo it would say "I'm sorry Mom and Dad."
— Allison Raskin (@Allison620) January 8, 2015
I really don't know how I feel about it so far so can I just binge watch 2015 in like a couple months
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) January 5, 2015
Pinterest should come with a free cat
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) January 5, 2015